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floptart:

onlinegf:

floptart:

sometimes you just gotta suck a dick

aren’t you straight..?

*sucks dick nervously*

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

accio-cosima:

girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

sportsgoth:

How weird old dudes take pictures for facebook

sportsgoth:

How weird old dudes take pictures for facebook

pochamarama:

"You think he’s cute? Have you tried telling him?"

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